The everyday life of living like Kings...


Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Well..... I have been known to be wrong. I have been wrong for the past 2o weeks.... because.... WE ARE HAVING A BOY!!! :) We had our ultrasound done today (though I am not going to post this until tomorrow). It was so exciting and suspenseful and I could not sleep ALL LAST NIGHT! I kept thinking.... Football practice or ballet lessons? Now, I know. I am very, very, very excited.... yes.... I thought it was a girl, and have been calling him by his "girl name" since Day 1. The only disappointment I have is that I will have to wait to use my wonderful girl name. :)
After the appointment, Austin and I were looking at all the ultrasound pictures in disbelief, and Austin said "I just can't tell what they are looking at when they say he is a boy." Then, I showed him this picture... and pointed out a certain little part. Austin got the biggest smile on his face and said, "Look at that! He is huge!" haha. After that I have never seen such a proud father before in my life.
Right after my appointment too I called my little sister, Molly.... who is also pregnant, with they very same due date, March 21st. Molly had her ultrasound appointment early in the morning and had been keeping the sex of her baby a secret until I found out what I was having.... sure enough.... our identical pregnancies continue... because she is having a boy too!! I am so excited to go through the same things with my sister!!!
At lunch Austin & I (still in disbelief) were talking about what it would be like to raise a BOY... when this whole time we were so SURE he was a girl..... Austin started to get really excited about having him in baseball with his cousin.... and then got even more excited when he talked about how him & John (Molly's husband) could be the baseball coaches. I think Austin is a little more excited than he let on about having a boy. :)
So.... now it is time to paint the guest bedroom blue and start registering for firetrucks instead of Barbies.... :)
Here are some more pictures of our little boy bundle of joy!
A face & neck shot
A face shot
A feet shot,
And of course, another penis shot!!! :)


Monday, November 2, 2009

This One's for Bridget.....

I've always been a competitive person.... I am not quite sure where this trait came from.... but it is definitely there. I think I have to credit most of my competitiveness to my brother, Willy. Willy is just one year older than me, and we grew up doing many of the same things, in many of the same classes, and competing against each other in sports.
This is a picture of my brother and his bride, Erin.

Well now, all throughout school I remember getting back report cards and Willy & I comparing.... and then walking around the house flexing our arms, saying "4.0" in a 'tough' voice. If one of us did not make the 4.0, we made sure the other one knew. In elementary school our gym teacher chose team captains one time by "who had the longest fingernails" It was quite weird with me & my brother having teams that were against each other. Anyways.... what I am trying to get at is I have always been competitive. I wish I were not so competitive... but I guess in some ways (grades) it is good.... but this blog is about how it has gotten the better end of me...

You see, a couple months ago I was on Facebook (which I am on quite often).... and I became "friends" with many of Austin's extended family. They played this stupid little game called FarmVille. I would always get these stupid updates about lost cows, harvesting crops, and leveling up. I finally put all these FarmVille updates to "ignore" and went along my business. However.... One day while I was sick at home.... Austin's Aunt Becky emailed me that she wanted to be my "neighbor" on FarmVille. What the heck?!? I had nothing better to do in-between my trips to the bathroom vomiting....
This was the biggest mistake of my life. It started out just wasting time for the afternoon. But, I had planted crops.... and they wouldn't be ready to "harvest" until the next day..... I was forced to get on the next day and "harvest" my crops and "milk" my cows.... It became an obsession. I had to level up, I had to have the best farm, I had to plan everything around when my crops would be ready for harvest...... because we all know I didn't want them all to wither and die. That is a big waste of my fake FarmVille money. Pretty soon I could not hide my obsession any longer. I totally understood Aunt Becky asking me to be my neighbor, because I was asking everyone. When my family came to visit, I would have to jump on the computer really fast to make sure my crops were doing okay.... and see how close I was to beating someone else. One of Austin's friends was my biggest competitor.... he had such a high score... but it was nothing for me.... I was on a mission to beat him. Soon enough, I did. It became strategy... Now.... my score is much higher than any of my neighbors.... but I still can't find the courage to delete the application.


Look at my Farm here.... it is beautiful. All my trees, crops (melons, peas, onions are what I am growing currently), horses, pigs, goats, cows and even elephants! (Yes.... I think the FarmVille inventors are running out of ideas.... having Elephants now available to collect "circus peanuts" from...)

This has become a topic of recent conversation with my family. They cannot believe that I like such a game... and that I am so addicted. I don't even like the game anymore.... I just can't bear the thought of someone else beating me at it. It controls my life. My sister, Bridget, even joined a fan club entitled, "People Against Playing FarmVille."

One day, my FarmVille neighbors, you may find that I moved out of the neighborhood......



Thursday, October 29, 2009

Preggo Post

Well...

I am trying to think of things that are going on in my life that I can blog about.... however.... the most exciting thing in my life right now is Baby King... and how she is affecting me.
The biggest thing Baby King likes to do to me is give me heartburn.... BAD heartburn. I get heartburn from drinking milk. It is absolutely awful. I went to the doctor the other day (or week) and the nurse asked me if I was eating okay. When I told her yes, but "I am eating Tums like they are candy," she gave me a strange look. Then she said, "Did you ask the doctor is Tums are okay? I don't think they are." Well.... this TOTALLY freaked me out... and it would you too if you knew the large quantities of Tums I eat on a daily basis.....

Well, I asked my doc and he said Tums were fine.... but suggested I switch to Zantac. I was very weary of this idea..... especially since Tums and I had formed such a close bond the past 4 months. However.... the other day as work was "Chili Day." I knew I was in trouble. I broke down and tried a Zantac. Let me be clear, I said just ONE Zantac..... ONE. Any heartburn? Absolutely nothing!! It was A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. Since then (this was just yesterday) I feel like a whole new, brighter, happier, person. :) So.... I have not had a Tums for 2 days and I am loving it.


hmmm..... what else??? I have felt little Baby King start kicking!!! Last week I was laying on the couch.... concentrating..... and I felt her! Though I wasn't sure if it was just gas... I knew it was a different feeling than anything else.... but I still wasn't so sure. Then, when I went to Texas for vacation, she really started to move around. Now she kicks whether I am laying or sitting up.... It is just so weird!!! She's really in there..... She is kicking as I TYPE this! I have a baby inside of me...... Is that weird to ANYONE else?!?!

Those are the exciting things of my pregnancy so far. The next paragraph may not be suitable for men.... just an FYI. Stop reading. The more un-exciting things...... my ginormous boobs. For those that know me, you know I have some pretty big twins WITHOUT being pregnant..... now I am in a whole new porn star level of boobage.... however.... my belly is getting bigger which makes them not so porn-starish and more just disgusting. I actually had to move into different scrub tops for work, not because my belly was too big... but because I could not get my boobs out of them at the end of the day!! You should see Austin & I at home trying to get my scrub top off..... it is awful!!!

Well.... this is it for now. I wish I had more... but this has been consuming my life and body for the past 20 weeks so I thought I should have a blog about the adventures of Browyn's pregnancy. Also.... next Tuesday (November 3rd) we find out is she is indeed a She! So.... Stay Tuned!

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Being a Man

So.... I am not a very fast blogger. I am not quite used to writing new blogs all the time.... Right now I am in San Antonio, (I will blog about this trip later), but my sister, Molly, and her husband, John are CONSTANTLY thinking of things to write about in their blog. After anything funny that happens they say, "Oh my! We are blogging about that!" or "That is going in our blog!" It is so depressing that I do not have this skill....

I would like to say my "other half" has not yet made his appearance in the blog spotlight. He did say he was going to write a blog last weekend (when he wasn't working) and he did not. I came home after working 12-13 hours on Saturday and Sunday..... and Austin was sitting on the couch... this is how our conversation went:

Browyn: "Hey Austin! How are you? What did you do today?"

Austin: "I did Man things"

Browyn: "Man things? Like what?"

Austin: "I organized the garage, like a man."

Browyn: "Oh yeah, what else?"

Austin: "I mowed the lawn, like a man."

Browyn: "And??"

Austin: "I moved some furniture, like a man."

Browyn: "Did you write the new blog?"

Austin: "No. That is not manly."

Sad. Soon... he will grace us all with his writing.... however. He seems to think that once he writes blogs then nobody will read mine anymore because his will be "so much" better. Well now Austin.... no pressure now.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Okay, okay, okay..... I will post another blog.... here it is....


I suppose we have talked about our animals, our new baby, but not about us.... So.... here is a little Browyn & Austin history for y'all.


Austin & Browyn met in high school.... our sophomore year in high school. Austin sat behind me in Biology class and it was bliss after our first meeting.... um.... not really....

Austin liked me.... I had a boyfriend. Austin joined the cross country team.... I broke up with my boyfriend and started dating someone else.... Needless to say, Austin quit the team.... The next year (Our junior year) Browyn liked Austin.... Austin had a girlfriend.... Austin broke up with girlfriend and made Browyn his girlfriend.... and then is was bliss.....







Our first date was Homecoming. We were pretty stylin'.











We continued to date until my parents moved me to Texas for my senior year of high school. How dare they? I suppose they made me go with them to keep me out of trouble.... however.... kids will be kids... and Austin and I got pregnant.... We had 2 kids before we finished college at Doane. Aren't they adorable? We had these beautiful children and it was bliss after that..... Their names are Alex & Liam.



















Okay, okay, okay.... those that know us also know we are compulsive liars.... good trait? bad trait? Still up for debate.... The truth is.... we really don't have 2 kids named Alex & Liam.... Alex & Liam in the above picture are two of the greatest kids in the world though. Alex was our guest book attendant at our wedding & Liam was our ring bearer. Their mom was my nanny growing up and is considered family..... so.... it is appropriate to steal her kids as my own, right?

Well.... now that you know that we don't really have kids named Alex & Liam... you should know we really just have one kid.... but his name really is Liam too (coincidence, right?) Isn't he adorable? He is our pride and joy right now and he is really looking forward to having a sister and being a big brother. He is just so smart..... just like mommy....









I just watched The Office.... and as I am typing this I can hear Micheal saying to Pam, "If you are lying to me, your baby will come out a liar, that is how it works... " So.... You should take away from this blog something very important.... Austin & I are both liars. We always have been. I remember when I was little before I would go to bed my mom would make me pray that God would help me not be such a liar.... this is the truth.... she really did make me pray about this! She also made me pray that I would stop wiping my boogars on the wall before bed too.... neither prayer worked that well though.... I think my baby will come out wiping boogars all over and lying about what sex it is......

Monday, September 21, 2009

If Molly does it.... than I do too.....

Okay.... Time for Post #2.....


I guess this post IS really about the exciting things in life... and the biggest thing that has been going on in our lives for the past.... 14 weeks....


We are pregnant!! We are having a little Baby King in March next year.... her actual due date is March 21st, 2010. I say "her" and "she" because I, we, are pretty confident that she is actually a "she." Let's just say it is Mother's Instincts.... and if I am wrong.... well... I am sure it will not be my first mistake as a mother. And... I will quickly delete this blog so there is no evidence that I ever thought he was a she.
There are 3 things that make this even MORE exciting.....


#1 My due date is the same day as my uncle.... who passed away before I was born.... so this makes this day extra special for me

#2 Austin's brother, Wes, and wife, Jaime are pregnant too... and due in January!


#3 My little sister is not only pregnant TOO... but we have the SAME DUE DATE! :) I actually wasn't going to post that we were pregnant this early into my blogging career... but so far everything in our pregnancy has been on the same day..... finding out we were pregnant.... all of the doctors appointments.... puking over and over again in the toilet.... having the site of chicken instantly make us sick... etc... SO...... when Molly & John posted on their blog this morning that THEY were in fact pregnant.... I thought, "Well, I have no choice to tell the world now....."


Boy... these dogs have no IDEA how much their lives are going to change..........

Sunday, September 20, 2009

First of many.....

Wow... I am officially a blogger now. This must mean that I have something extrodinary going on in my life that I think everyone should know about... or not. Really, my life now consists of working 3 days a week, and driving around my wonderful husband on the days I have off.... and the days I work, actually....
We also have 4 lovely pets that we would have much less stress without.... here's a little summary on our four "children" (as Aunt Molly would call them.....)
Vincent: The oldest. He is our transexual cat that spends most of the time in the laundry room because he is constantly getting Bladder Infections or Stones. He had to get his penis cut off a year ago because he had a stone caught in it and it wouldn't come out... so... now he is our "he/she."


Vincent is the cat on the left with the creepy eye action going on....


Boat-Rider: This is our only true male in the household... well... besides Austin. He is yet another cat that by default also spends a lot of time locked in the laundry room....




This is Boatrider with our neice, Alexis. I promise that she really likes him and she was not trying to end his life in this picture...







Hannah: Our black lab. She is a wonderful dog... besides chasing the cats (when they are allowed out), eating our new fence in the backyard, and barking at any human or animal that comes into a 100yard distance of our yard.








Mylie: Our newest addition and the most trying. She is not all there. She does whatever Hannah does, but does not know why she is doing any of it. She always has a blank stare on her face. She not only does the annoying things Hannah does, but she also is the culprit of digging random holes into our yard. Currently, we have random objects placed all over all of the holes in our backyard to prevent any more digging. Unfortunatly, we did not have an item as large as a couch to put next to the house outside... so there is still one huge hole that she continues to keep digging and digging and digging.....


Wow.... so much pressure for this blog. I already want to delete all this and start over... and be much more.... funny.... but it is like we just met... and I feel like I first must introduce us and then get into the more intimate details of life....