Wow... I am officially a blogger now. This must mean that I have something extrodinary going on in my life that I think everyone should know about... or not. Really, my life now consists of working 3 days a week, and driving around my wonderful husband on the days I have off.... and the days I work, actually....
We also have 4 lovely pets that we would have much less stress without.... here's a little summary on our four "children" (as Aunt Molly would call them.....)
Vincent: The oldest. He is our transexual cat that spends most of the time in the laundry room because he is constantly getting Bladder Infections or Stones. He had to get his penis cut off a year ago because he had a stone caught in it and it wouldn't come out... so... now he is our "he/she."
Vincent is the cat on the left with the creepy eye action going on....
Boat-Rider: This is our only true male in the household... well... besides Austin. He is yet another cat that by default also spends a lot of time locked in the laundry room....
This is Boatrider with our neice, Alexis. I promise that she really likes him and she was not trying to end his life in this picture...
Hannah: Our black lab. She is a wonderful dog... besides chasing the cats (when they are allowed out), eating our new fence in the backyard, and barking at any human or animal that comes into a 100yard distance of our yard.
Mylie: Our newest addition and the most trying. She is not all there. She does whatever Hannah does, but does not know why she is doing any of it. She always has a blank stare on her face. She not only does the annoying things Hannah does, but she also is the culprit of digging random holes into our yard. Currently, we have random objects placed all over all of the holes in our backyard to prevent any more digging. Unfortunatly, we did not have an item as large as a couch to put next to the house outside... so there is still one huge hole that she continues to keep digging and digging and digging.....
Wow.... so much pressure for this blog. I already want to delete all this and start over... and be much more.... funny.... but it is like we just met... and I feel like I first must introduce us and then get into the more intimate details of life....
YAY!!! Welcome to blog world! You should convince Johnny to make you a hip personalized blog layout.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, you're gonna get punched for the whole "children" comment.
Has Boat-Rider been castrated? Because, if so, I wouldn't go so far as to say he is a "true male." A minimum of one nut is required to be a "true male." More than one is not necessary -- a second is just for folks who aren't confident in their first one.
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